My thoughts before anything: maybe if i wasn't ugly

hellyeahyums:

the-gingerdancer:

sextronautt:

how can lawyers argue without crying 

or swearing

if i went into a courtroom i’d be all

now you fucking listen here you little cumslut 

"he has been found guilty

"HA IN YOUR FUCKING FACES, BITCHES."

(via orgasm)

pupbutt:

why say nip slip when peek-a-boob is so much better

(via orgasm)

eatingisfab:

Tips on Studying

*open a book*

*read the first sentence*

*understand it very well*

*then slowly close your eyes*

(via hotboyproblems)

ruraljackdaw:

Hugging shorter people and resting your head on theirs

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Hugging taller people and having your head against their chest

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Hugging people your height and pressing your face against their shoulder

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Hugging people and getting picked up by them

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HUGGING

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Not having people to hug

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Giving a hug that comes off as weird

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(Source: alcomol, via collapsed)

lifequ4rd:

tbhkelly:

fangirlinqhbu:

headbitchmitch:

"I got this tattoo a couple days before my wedding. My boyfriend, at the time, wrote me a hand-written note on our anniversary that said ‘You have my heart.’. The first time he ever saw this tattoo was when I met him at the alter. The look on his face will never leave my mind."

IM CRYING THIS IS PERFECT

AWH AWH AWH

This is so perfectttttt 😭💕
fakebreast:


Having none of your Lion bullshit today.

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