I’ve always wondered if God gets excited when we finally find the person He created us to be with. Or if He is watching and is like, “That was them! NO. NO. TURN AROUND! YOU MISSED THEM! THAT WAS THEM!”
“UGH, WHY ARE ALL MY OTPS WALKING BY EACH OTHER WITHOUT NOTICING!”
We are in a giant reality tv show and God and the angels are the fandom.
thunderstorms are nothing more than ship wars going on in heaven
Every year, unknowingly, we pass the anniversary of our future death.
When an American hears the degrees in Celsius
When everyone else hears the degrees in Fahrenheit
true love is having a crush on him even after he got a haircut
the female mind is a very strange place.
No one’s denying it