localnativity:

when life gets hard just remember dicks get hard too but they don’t stay hard forever and pretty soon things cool down and go back to normal just stick it out when it’s done you’ll feel a lot better

(Source: uncooler, via cringing)

m-u-l-v-e-y:

iseriouslyloveyou:

twerkforcats:

sallymurphy:

fuck

this is really really sad….

this is THE most relevant thing to my life right now. I have my mother’s mouth and my father’s eyes.

god, i love this

lazypacific:

i eat cake everyday because i know somewhere out there, it’s someone’s birthday

(via guy)

irrreversibility:

boys cry
girls masturbate
boys can like pink and not be gay
girls can have short hair and not be a lesbian
boys can like ballet
girls can like video games
boys can be hot without a six pack
girls can be hot without a hairless body
boys can have hair down to their waists
girls can have stretch marks, curves and back fat

gender doesn’t determine what you can and cannot enjoy, what you can and cannot look like or what you can and cannot do

(via xoxyoumakemebeautifulxox)

shitwine:

Going to bed on the last day of summer vacation

image

(via gnarly)

frozen-grapes:

drawing is my passion 
d-ryness:

♡ cнecĸ oυт мy вloɢ ♡

unfollowryanross:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

(via trust)

catswithbenefits:

i dont want a job i just want paychecks

(via stand)

dutchster:

why do shampoo bottles weigh hardly anything but when you drop them in the shower they turn into a meteor

(via gnarly)

kawaiisquad:

finsley:

gangnam style came on the radio again

this sounds like a post apocalyptic diary entry

(Source: bitnap, via thewonderofafairytale)

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